When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
Get the tactical chunder mug.When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
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Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.
Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
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