Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008

Touched Cloth

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

by Josh_S September 10, 2006

The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

iPod Touch

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007

Cheese Touch

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.

“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”

by lasaga September 25, 2019

special touch

When a male tickles a female's asshole untill she shits all over his fingers.

"I gave that hoe my special touch"

by Remington Roberts May 31, 2006

cheese touch

When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.

Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.

by phil from Phila August 28, 2010