Tobia

1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.

"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"

by brador April 1, 2005

tobber

an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber

Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber

by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

tobacking

The act of grinding ones genitals against an unwilling participant until orgasm.

Stacy wouldn't give it up on our date, so I tobacked her in the back seat of my car.

Mike got arrested for tobacking Jane at the park.

by metalgearkirby November 1, 2017

tobys mom

a woman who takes it in the poo hole then in the vag after in th vag in the mouththen waits for a nice cumming to the face srry toby i had to :D

me: dude i got a tobys mom
toby: ew my mom
ya:it was sick but still very pleasing

by jeff webb:D October 4, 2010

Toblerone

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.

by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

toboggan ride

when a girl is drunk, passed out, awake or is just into wierd shit, sits on a guys cock with her finger in her pussy, or if ur not kinky then you're just holding on for dear life, while going down a flight of stairs

Yo dude this girl last night got the toboggan ride after i she got shit faced

by Andis April 18, 2006