thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.

"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."

by CoffeeMoogle October 9, 2014

thoughtpuke

When someone doesn't think about a problem, comes to you and says words that don't make any sense while trying to figure it out. Similar to a brainstorm - except the brain portion seems totake a break while this is occurring

My boss just came in and thoughtpuked all over me about this issue with Customer X, I wish he would think about these things before coming in and wasting my time talking about nothing.

Wanderspeak is one thing , but when you come in and thoughtpuke on me - it doesn't me to understand the problem or help you solve it Jerry.

Did you hear Sarah Palin thoughtpuke at the event last night? She's like an undead zombie that just keeps coming back to life in 'Murica.

by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.

I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 19, 2016

Thoughticate

To express and exchange thoughts verbally or written.

Hey, if ya wanna call or text I'll be awake to thoughticate, yo.

by KeelyHeleneKegdust June 29, 2016

thoughtfifu

Thoughtfifu basically means "dumbass" something you can say infront of teachers

that dude is a thoughtfifu
yeah, youre right

by BigOlNibba May 2, 2018

Thoughtified

It has been thought about , consideration given to request .

So , his ideas are thoughtified by his colleagues and team .

by itscoolboy June 23, 2018

Thoughtversation

Going over a conversation in your head after the moment has passed. Usually occures when the person is alone, resting, taking a shower or is about to go to sleep.

I had a thoughtversation over the argument with my boss earlier that day and couldn't go to sleep properly.

by buckenstein August 8, 2018