Definitions by herewegoinvt

thoughtpuke 

When someone doesn't think about a problem, comes to you and says words that don't make any sense while trying to figure it out. Similar to a brainstorm - except the brain portion seems totake a break while this is occurring

My boss just came in and thoughtpuked all over me about this issue with Customer X, I wish he would think about these things before coming in and wasting my time talking about nothing.

Wanderspeak is one thing , but when you come in and thoughtpuke on me - it doesn't me to understand the problem or help you solve it Jerry.

Did you hear Sarah Palin thoughtpuke at the event last night? She's like an undead zombie that just keeps coming back to life in 'Murica.

thoughtpuke by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016

wanderspeak

The act of speaking while wandering your way through a process or problem when no clear path exists between the problem and solution

How the heck can we send out 10,000 widgets by the end of the day? I'm just going to wanderspeak my way through this, so hear me out for a minute.

I promise not to thoughtpuke on you, but I'm going to have to wanderspeak my way through how to program this workflow Bob asked me to get into place on the website by week's end

wanderspeak by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016

freelicious 

adjective, a word used to define free food that shows up at work, especially on a day that you have not brought a lunch, because free food always tastes better.

OMG - there's pizza out in the breakroom, it's freakin freelicious because I was pretty much eating my own innards I'm so hungry!

freelicious by herewegoinvt February 13, 2015