by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023

The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

by Maackdawg May 20, 2023

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
