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Tase

Damn! I can’t believe Donnell’s Baby mama got tased!.
At long last she’s pregnant after being tased by a bunch of different dudes.
by Slango93 January 8, 2020
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shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced
1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.
by David Chatterton February 5, 2005
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tasterneeter

A word to describe the act of being horny at school, or in a social situation, usually to the point of genital arousal (nipples, boner), etc.
Jake was a frikin' tasterneeter today, he kept bumpin me in the halls every chance he got.

Lei must have been a tasterneeter today, cause her nipples never stopped being hard and you should have seen what she wrote in her note to me...

LaVonte, you a tasterneetin' today?? haha Cause you have a tent in your cords.
by Emily the Pony January 20, 2005
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Taster

A man or woman who likes to 'taste' members of the same or opposite sex, particularly while they are sleeping.
Breathing heavily, the taster whispered, "I want to taste you," into her ear, and then proceded to...
by The Terrible Taster September 12, 2009
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Twat taster

Usually a women but can also be a man that likes to suck on a pussy so furious that all of the females love juices leave her and end op on the chin of the pussy eater. Then they more on to the mext twat to taste again.
John ate my pussy so good that I swear it was like he was a lesbo in heat! He said that my juice/ cum tasted like it was gin! What a good twat taster he is! Then he ate out my sister too!
by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005
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it tastes like jesus

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.
guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.
by ian131313 September 30, 2010
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Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro! From a john kerry q&a when one student started asking questions and going a tad rampant with them in which the cops tased him.
striketh me not with yon lightning box brethren. Striketh me not with yon lightning box!! I madeth no offence!!! Alack! Alaaack!!!!(Don't tase me, bro in medieval times)
by Justin Swatloski July 20, 2008
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