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Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010
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Seattle South Paw

During vaginal intercourse, the male will attempt to fist the woman anally, wrap his penis with the skin wall between the woman's vagina and anus and begin to masturbate while penis and hand are in the woman.
Dude I gave sally a Seattle South Paw last night
What Happened?
She cryed, but I've never came so hard in my life.
Nice
by BDiddy1 December 3, 2007
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South Park

An excellent and funny show that makes fun of society, consisting of four ten-year olds who swear a lot. Yet most of the people who watch it are ignorant teenagers, and they make fun of Jews/Asians/Black people because they think it's 'cool' since Cartman does it. Cartman is definitely hilarious, but the whole point of his character is to make FUN of Racism. Teenagers who watch the show also don't realize Jews made the show.
Ignorant teenager: haha joos are dum so ar asians and black people duh

Intelligent teenager: Shut up, idiot. Jews made the South Park.

Ignorant teenager: nuh uh then y would they make fun of joos hahah take that pwned

Intelligent teenager: If you are a certain race or religion, it's a whole lot easier to make fun of yourself. But of course you wouldn't understand that since your an average, white, Christian teenager.
by starwarsgeek133 August 18, 2010
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Southaven

A town right by Memphis that never gets any attention. Some of the coolest people in Mississippi. Contrary to the belief of Southaven rivals not Sluthaven.
Bob: "Hey did you hear Southaven beat Hornlake at the game last week?"

Jim: Thats because Southaven's awesome.
by fuzzfuzzbuzzbuzz January 16, 2011
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University of South Florida

The premiere institution of higher education in the state of Florida, USF is home to the Bulls. Regarded as one of the top three flagship universities in Florida by definition of State Congress (the others being FSU and UF), no other school in the nation has obtained such accelerated acclaim in both the academic and athletic arena.

The Bulls' football program is relatively new. This, however, has not stopped the Bulls from defeating the Seminoles (FSU) and the Hurricanes (UM). Due to the Bulls' accomplishments, they are often referred to as the fourth member of the "Big Three" in the state of Florida.

Unlike other schools that are often located in the middle of nowhere, USF is a metropolitan university. Besides the amazing parties, students also enjoy Ybor City's clubs and bars, the Busch Gardens theme park, Clearwater and St. Petersburg's world famous beaches, and shopping at the International Plaza and downtown Tampa.

Unlike UF, USF prefers not to have bandwagon fans (people who wear a school's gear without having any affiliation or relation to the school, such as they are not a student or have friends or family who go there). Our gear is sacred and respected. We let the hicks and pretenders wear UF gear.
The University of South Florida (USF) is what every potential student looks for in a school. All of its students engage in top-of-the-line research and earn degrees that are respected internationally. The school's young age provides the opportunity for its students to take part of real history, instead of looking at hallways filled with old dead people's portraits like they do at FSU and UF.
by College Review January 4, 2011
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Southlake

A very stereotyped place whom contains a few people like the stereotype that run around other cities like Grapevine and Keller to brag about their wealth and ruin it for the other 97.68% of Southlake's population. On other hand, Southlake's Town Square now has a curfew because jealous punks from those cities come to Town Square and cause knife fights...thanks a million.
I am from Grapevine and will go to SOUTHLAKE TOWN SQUARE to start trouble because I am bored.
by The Hoopla March 24, 2008
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Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.
If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.
by oxenteam February 20, 2011
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