Typically a name for the male species, can also be used to describe the act of wearing knee-high fishing boots, sticking the back legs of a four legged animal to prevent escape, then fucking the living shit outta them
"oh man!! Did you hear that noise last night?"
guy #2 "Oh yeah! I gave my dog a scott last night, and he wouldnt shut up"
guy #2 "Oh yeah! I gave my dog a scott last night, and he wouldnt shut up"
by 1acacac234 October 9, 2007
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by AE broadway August 3, 2007
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What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006
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Just like any other place in the world, there are good people and bad people. Not everyone is a spoiled snob or a dick, but there are people like that here, just like there are people like that everywhere. I wouldn't recommend it for a long term deal, but it's a nice town to live in for a while.
by SmokeySpires March 6, 2011
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