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Stamping

When someone declares something is final, but then continues.

Saying "I'm leaving this awful party and not coming back!!"...then returning 10 minutes later when no one follows them.

Writing "This is my final email on the subject!" then proceeding to send half a dozen more.
Iain Stamped out of the party.....everyone just looked at each other and thought...Ignore him hes just Stamping and will be back soon.
by The Tax Pope February 18, 2026
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Stepping-Stone Pussy

When you haven’t landed a woman in months. When you get a message on Tinder that they want to come over but they aren’t particularly attractive but you want to get some practice in with their pussy, you jump on it instantly. Usually used in context when you want to get back into the pussy screwing game.
Greg: I hear you FINALLY got pussy last night, bro
Tom: yes it was Stepping-Stone Pussy. She wasn’t that attractive but the pussy felt great! Now I can say I’m back!!!
by Twunk102 February 25, 2026
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra
Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck
by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Stepping on her head

"Stepping on her head" is a phrase most often used to convey rough sex, though is occasionally used in a more literal context.
"I was stepping on her head last night, Tasha's a real freak who just has to have it like that. I mean we were slamming into walls, tables, breakin shit. She said it was the best sex of her life."
"Bet she likes getting her head stepped on."
by Jsmelly27 November 23, 2025
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