Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010

square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015

Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"

by The Noogie October 25, 2019

staller

Someone who takes an inordinate amount of time inside a bathroom stall. It is unclear if they are reading, sleeping, or using it for its intended purpose. Especially annoying during the busiest times, aka "flush hour".

My coffee kicked in so I went into the mens room ... not only was it flush hour, but there was a staller...I didn't think I was going to make it dude!

by pauldonyc November 20, 2010

The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

by some one rediculous October 9, 2006

stalkerish

to do and have stalker qualities, especially when stalking miss stefanie.

Brian has stalkerish qualities.

by lionofdisouth September 27, 2009