squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree

The angery squirrel is angery

by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018

krish the squirrel

A fast and annoyig squirrel that takes all the acorns from your tree

Man! I got a krish the squirrel stealing from my trees!

by BigBread4 August 1, 2018

Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

Squirrel Boy

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.

that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet

by urmom17 April 23, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019