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PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.
im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it
by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007
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Bad sperm day

A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.
"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."
by 6J6W6 June 14, 2011
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Angry Sperm

After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.

And their pissed.
I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.
by kripttic August 12, 2011
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horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...
You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.
by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016
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after sperm

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.
Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)
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Chuddles [chud] [semen] [sperm] [cum] [pearl necklace]

1. A puddle of semen.
2. Thick, chunky semen.
Chuddles chud semen sperm cum pearl necklace, Chuddled, "Dude, I chuddled all over her face!", "Dude, I left chuddles on her breasts."
by PIXELjunke January 3, 2009
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Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 9, 2009
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