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shasm

When a man jacks off while taking a shit.
"Shit" + "Orgasm" = "Shasm"
Fred is so disgusting; last night he shasmed in my bathroom. (Used as a verb.)
by Mad Madame Mim December 24, 2007
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sex spam

To repeatedly send the word "sex" via instant message or, if one has more time on their hands, email.
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dude, you got sex spam
by jakeftw! October 4, 2008
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spam

1. something disliked, usually, but not neccesarilly, food (from the brand name of a canned meat product)

2. unwanted e-mail messages, often containing advertising

3. to clutter or fill someone's e-mail account with unwanted messages
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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Videogame spam

Gun spamming is a phrase that originated in the early 2000's as the game first person shooter action genre really came alive with such titles as Timesplitters, Halo and Call of duty: big red one and the revolution of email and therefore easier internet spamming. It describes the act of being shot at repeatedly with the same gun until being killed or vice versa at an opponent. AI spamming is similar. It is when a group of Artificial Intelligence simulated enemy's, also known as bots or computer controlled characters, crowds a player making it impossible for him to move and killing him via melee or firing repeatedly depleting his health until dead. This situation often occurs with zombies. Another describes a similar situation where a group of enemy's converse in one spot trying to kill each other and a player seizes the opportunity and gun spam's them until dead raising his score significantly. None of these terms are used in modern day shooters due to technology evolving and as such spam is not used as much. Modern day shooters also have no or small health bars due to the increase in realism. These increases also mean that a quick 3 shot burst is all people can fire without recoil ruining aim completely and developers, taking this into account, have chosen to make this all that's needed most of the time to down a foe.
Person 1: Dude I totally rocked Timesplitters 2 on this frantic elimination match last night. It was a videogame spam fest man! I was down about 15 lives because I kept getting spammed with the soviet rifle and AI kept spamming me down tight corridors. So I stayed in open areas until they started spamming each other like crazy and I was blowing 'em down 2 at a time! No joke!

Person 2: DUDE SWEET!

Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?

Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?

Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?

Person 2: Yeah sure

Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?

Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.

Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.

Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
by coit105 September 9, 2010
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SPAS-12

The SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun that is currently manufactured by the Italian firearms company 'Franchi'. IT is used in several video games, including the infamous Modern Warfare 2. This weapon is frowned upon in online gameplay because of its n00by range and damage.
Guy1 - Damn it! Little bastard with the SPAS-12.

Guy2 - I know, this guy is a n00b.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Spast

In (Deurne) Belgium; a person who can't afford a pants.
Hey Tom, what kind of spast are you? Go buy yourself a pants!
by vincentvc May 10, 2010
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spam

Spam is cooked meat and ham.
Spam, Spam,Spam,
Cooked meat and ham,
Spam,Spam, Spam
Cooked meat and ham,
Its 90% meat!
by Billie Joe For Ever September 23, 2005
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