dick sucking teeth

when a female or male has messed up or “jacked up” teeth because of how much they suck dick

girl 1: her teeth all jacked up
girl 2: i’m sayin, she got dick sucking teeth

girl 1: she ain’t know how to give head

by bathtub queen May 30, 2020

Sucking McBain

Verb used to describe something that is rubbish. Originating in Australia, derived from an episode of the Simpsons in which McBain, attempting stand-up comedy, is told by an audence member "You suck, McBain!" to which he replies "Ja, I know."

"Did you see Plan 9 from outer space?"
"yes, it really sucked McBain."
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That is the conjugated version of "sucking mcbain"

by Phanderwagon July 8, 2007

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 5, 2011

Cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard

A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation

Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.

by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010

spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018