smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

Huffle Shuffle

The small back step and head tilt after a big drag on a joint, normally accompained by a wierd face.

dude you huffle shuffled so bad last night you almost fell off the porch

by Nob Holive June 9, 2011

The Waltham Shuffle

To move about from place to place. Specially when in Waltham, broke, between jobs, and between housing.

Did The Waltham Shuffle when between jobs. Out of theMansion, first stop,Mickey-D's or may be the Common Grounds. After a while, ready for a nap at the gay church near moody(might take a nap at the library.) Already dinner time? 'tis time to go to the Cantina on Moody (not far from the gay church). First real meal of the day, ready to go to the Mansion....9 0'Clock..

by Braindread December 20, 2008

The Cavan shuffle

Irregular spasmodic and convulsive dancing performed by the natives of County Cavan. Lacking rhythm, shteamin', on the dance floor, moving from side to side with feet in repetitive pattern, while head and torso exhibit what can only be described as an epileptic fit.

Down the local dishco, there's many a boy at the Cavan shuffle hi.

by Anky33 February 16, 2013

angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013