The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
Get the Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndromemug. by dylan ray ray February 7, 2018
Get the slow wisemug. Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that
by Schneidine June 4, 2021
Get the Slowmug. by Jared never learned how 2 read April 8, 2021
Get the Slowmug. Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021
Get the Slowmug. When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
Get the Slow Squatchmug. "Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
Get the slow as cheesemug.