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Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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slow

trinity u slow asl
by vonnithagoat May 27, 2022
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slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship
I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM
by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022
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Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.
That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.
by Slowslow44 November 4, 2020
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Slow

Slow is a slang term used for illicitly produced fentanyl (different from the fentanyl produced by big pharma, which is often used for pain management when someone is on hospice).

Fentanyl is a dangerous street drug that is known for being inexpensive and very deadly. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, in the US it said that fentanyl has killed over 100,000 people (I imagine you could easily find a source for this).
'I did a shot of slow last night and Barbara had to Narcan me three times. When I woke up I was so pissed at her, not only because I was sick but mostly because it was such a waste of dope.

So you like the slow and the go? (This would be asking someone if they use both fentanyl and methamphetamine).:

All I got left is some slow, it's $15 a point.
by Slowandgoletsgo February 14, 2025
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Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.
Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes
by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020
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