Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

slide

to cross many lanes on a highway at one time, without pausing in each one to ensure that the next lane that you intend to move into is clear. very reckless, and warrants a ticket entitled "unsafe lane changing." big fine too.

nervous wife: "oh no, this is the exit!"
cocky husband: "don't worry, i'll just slide across the highway and get across these four lanes right now."

by i own your family September 19, 2007