Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the Juan Simonmug. Simon is the best of all guys!
Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.
Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"
Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.
Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"
by FXboy December 12, 2016
Get the Simonmug. Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.
Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!
by hello78953 January 16, 2025
Get the Simonemug. 
by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
Get the National Preston Simons Daymug.