Sebastian

An idiot who has no common sense. He will hurt your feelings and mess with your head. Never trust Sebastian.

Person 1: Sebastian is such an idiot
Person 2: I know! He's so ugly and dumb

by A C00l Person June 8, 2018

Sebastian

A cutie, but a jerk.

Girl 1: Damn, what a Sebastian. He just gave me a dirty look!
Girl 2: I know, but what a hottie, right?
Girl 1: True. He's pretty sexy.

by stedwardsgirlyarkansas April 6, 2015

belle sebastian

married agatha in 96 b.y. (browtardf years). this is the only significant event in his life. no other records are held in conjunction with belle sebastian.

belle sebastian is dead.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

to pull a sebastian

pulling a sebastian is when you run up to a low wall to vault over it, thinking that you can do parkour and slipping in water, to fall about five feet

Sebastian: (pulls a sebastian right in front of keith and jackie)
Keith: Holy shit Jackie! He just pulled a sebastian!
Jackie: he really knows how to pull a sebastian!

by keithpv March 8, 2011

sebatard

noun/pronoun; the meaning of sebatard is still unknown, even after years of extensive researching.

"Why'd you just climb that tree, you friggin' sebatard?!?"
"Because I felt like it! Geez!"


"Who's that sebatard?"
"Oh. I think her name is Heather..."

by mercy-do October 1, 2008

Sebasten

a guy who will always listen to whatever you have to say. Will only say it's annoying if he knows it's hurting you, so you'll stop talking about it.
A ladies man. ALWAYS has a lady. Does NOT like being lonely. Willing to do anything to make you his.
Has real feelings. Break him and his best friend/leading lady will break you.
Lacrosse player.
Very lucky.
Understanding.

Why can't you be sebasten, huh? Brad always was.

by Emilio Goodbody June 16, 2011

sebab venison

A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.

e.g Mum i want a sebab . im hungry i want a sebab venison.

by jylrj May 13, 2014