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Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
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Car Seat Headrest

Person 1: What the hell is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: An indie rock band, it's basically Weezer but for gay furries
Person 1: Oh wow
by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024
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Hot Seat

Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”
by pipitup_ August 14, 2024
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Back Seated

Back seated or Back Seating is Where a person or more continuously “Talk” and leaves one person without input to say anything.

It also can mean sitting in the back of a vehicle.
1. Random friend: so there was this fish
Me: yeah an-
Other Random friend:oh that's cool
Me: uh-
Random friend: yeah it was cool

Me: hehe y-
Other friend: so you gu-
Me: motherfucker let me talk you both are Back seating me.

2. me: hey dude let’s go on a road trip

Random friend: awesome i’m gonna Back Seated the entire way.

3. I don't know why I couldn't talk the entire time it's like they Back Seated me.

4.hold on guys I need in my car I think I left something in the Back Seating.
by EpRBS March 20, 2022
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Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017
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The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.
Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.
by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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