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scafed

a combination of the word scraped and scuffed. can be useful when describing a mall grabber.
Damn! That kid is most definitely a mall grabber because his pants are extremely scafed!
by nig nog SH February 28, 2010
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Martucci Scale

Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)
Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.
by tzoid1s September 3, 2007
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Cock Gay Scale

The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.

This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.

Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A measurement of how attractive a female is with 10 being the hottest
On the 1-10 female attractiveness scale, she's definetly a 6
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Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)

10 - Perfect everything.
9 - Perfect in everything besides one feature
8 - Great everything.
7 - Would be great but missing something important (ass, smile, etc.). Decent looking
6 - Ugly, but still fuckable
5 - Ugly, but has a tolerable personality

4 - Ugly everything.
3 - Really ugly everything

2 - Absolutely hideous physically. Never even want to think about her
1 - Absolutely hideous everything
"What would you rate her on the Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)?"
"She's a solid 8"
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

10+ = Unbelievably beautiful, too beautiful
10 = Beautiful
9 = Very Pretty
8 = Pretty
7 = Cute
6 = Presentable
5 = Plain
4 = Less than plain; unattractive
3 = Very unattractive
2 = Ugly
1 = Very ugly
On a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), Cathy is a 4, but she gets action from hanging out with Blythe who is a perfect 10.
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Friend Scale

The friend scale is used to define how good of a friend you are with someone. Once you are in a committed relationship though, you are no longer in the friend scale. The friend scale is as follows:

F1 – First meeting
F2 – Large group hangouts
F3 – Small group hangouts
F4 – Hang out one-on-one
F5 – Dating interest
F6 – Single date plus first kiss
F7 – Made out
F8 – Petting
F9 – Oral
F10 – Sex

F1 – F4 can be anyone of your friends, same sex or not. Two straight guys could consider each other F4’s. Also, each person doesn’t have to share the same friend scale ranking. And example would be that John considers Jane a F5 but Jane only thinks of John as a F4.

It is not necessary to hit each friend number, you may meet someone (F1) but quickly become a F5 without ever haven been F2-F4. F6-F10 are reserved for dating or friends with benefits.
And to define where a friendship is going you can add a + or – afterwards. Such as, if Jane had gone on a date with John and kissed him, but does not intend to date him again, she would think of John as a F6-. A little time would need to go by before she could officially demote him to F5 or lower though. But if the date had gone well, it would be a F6+

Decimal places would be used for situations where it was between two friend scale numbers.

An asterisk(*) could be used to share further information, such as we are friends now but used to date.
After having become F1s on the friend scale with Jane at the party, John look forward to becoming F4s some day.

When Jane got too drunk at the party she quickly took her F4 with John to a F10-, because she was not going to hit that again.
by jsunn December 29, 2009
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