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Samuel Norton

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.

(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
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Samuel Harries

gyaldem: omds yk Samuel Harries, hes sooooo fucking peng id put his wood in ma mouth still
by OhmHasMassiveWoodineh September 10, 2020
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Samuel Wolk

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5
by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 9, 2023
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Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
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samuel saunders

A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it
by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017
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Samuel De Jongh

A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.
Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic

Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022
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