Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Sadmonton

Nickname of the shittiest, saddest Canadian city. Edmonton.

Here I am, back in Sadmonton.

by Justin Truedied March 6, 2020

Salmonic

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.

Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.

by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

Salmoned

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.

Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.

by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

salmonella on a stick

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020