beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009

thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???

by c'sa January 2, 2008

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

salad tossing

to throw various greens around

I enjoy tossing salads frequently

by Assmuffer March 28, 2005

Scrap Salad

Salad made from any left over scraps of food. Most commonly made when attending other peoples barbeque as an offering, though can be made for ones self with the contents of an almost bare fridge.

Hey we have nothing to take to Barry's BBQ tonight. That's OK, I'll make a scrap salad.

by eskimokahoona November 7, 2010

thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006