swamp moose

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

swampas

a raw burning sensation between the thighs or groin region due to excess moisture and friction. Can be produce from tramping, running or abnormal ball sweat.

serve cases can lead to panty rot, fanny rot or chaffing.

HICK DAD "ma. i think i've got swampas"
HICK MUM "god damn Cletius i told you you got to keep it clean down there"

by rangi February 20, 2004

super swamper

The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.

Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!

by Covered in mud December 11, 2007

swamp romp

Having sex in a heavily polluted body of water.

Neil's girlfriend got a nasty bladder infection after a swamp romp in Grand Lake.

by Johnny Lawsky September 26, 2008

Swamp Ass

When the area bettween your buttcheecks, commonly reffered to as the butt crack, becomes sweaty and stinky.

After the soccer game friday, Ryan had a bad case of swamp ass.

by brit_legit February 4, 2010

swamp thang

eating a girl out with a dip or chew in your mouth.

i gave that girl a dirty swamp thang last night

by Easter P October 29, 2009

Swamp-ass drive

a place where everyone on the street has swamp-ass.

i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.

by snaveelyk July 19, 2011