Backyard Surfing

Backyard surfing is a discrete way to say smoking marijuana.

have to go to work but then im gonna do some backyard surfing then get some mucho munchies

by jumpingbeaner March 7, 2011

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

Big Wave Surf Association

group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience

The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.

by embeezy July 25, 2012

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024