Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.
After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."
by desolator911 September 27, 2009
Get the shit story mug.When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."
Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.
Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.
Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.
by 3RDIE November 26, 2010
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An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"
by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014
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When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
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Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
by Ren McCormick December 20, 2020
Get the Colette Story mug.we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
by sexstoryella July 15, 2023
Get the sex story mug.When your story is MOSTLY truth, but there may be just a few embellishments added in to make the story more interesting. It makes it a Semi true story. Semi true story.
When Dena told Shawn that she could beat his ass racing go-karts it was a semi true story. semi true story.
*She likes to drive fast but nowhere near a fast as he likes to drive. She just really wants to tease him and have fun. She knows she could never win, but it would be fun to try!
*She likes to drive fast but nowhere near a fast as he likes to drive. She just really wants to tease him and have fun. She knows she could never win, but it would be fun to try!
by DenaLee June 22, 2016
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