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Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed
by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006
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story bud

A common way of saying hello for lower-class people in Dublin.

Literally means "what's the story, buddy?", or what's up.
Brian: "Story bud?"

James: "Hey Brian. Not much, man"
by boarystud July 13, 2010
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Cold Storage

The attic area above the Gym at Cannon School in North Carolina that is used for PAT Storage, Theater Company Storage, Sports storage, and, well... "other things"
"Im gonna go throw the plaster donkey head in Cold Storage. Can I have the key?"
by sbeakn' April 22, 2009
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stork

1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."

A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.

So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.

2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.

3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."

2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."

3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
by Zelda199 March 14, 2007
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true story

To affirm honesty/sincerety in a comment, phrase, or statement.
Example 1: "Ayo I heard Kanye's comin' to town.. true story."

Example 2: "I think you're a nice person.... true story."

See also "For real"
by Richiban September 28, 2005
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big dick stories

Someone who makes bullshit stories up to try to impress people or make themselves feel better.
Guy 1: I got laid last night but a hottie.

Guy 2: HAHA Ya right, no girl would touch you ugly. Stop telling big dick stories
by Pumper December 30, 2003
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Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 4, 2008
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