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Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021
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juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.
"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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Shit Slipper

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
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Mackrel Snapper

A racist name for a one who belongs to the Catholic religion.
"Pete said he couldn't go to the movies with us tonight."
-"Why?"
-"Because he has evening mass."
-"What a mackrel snapper."
by Branch Snapper January 5, 2008
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Slippery Mexican

Sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front passenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.
Damn! Stan pulled a Slippery Mexican on us!
by zomgiateabear January 13, 2009
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Slapped

1) Something that is hype

2) When a lot of people are some were acting crazy
- that party last night slapped hard as fuck
- 1st lunch slapped
by ej9595 March 5, 2011
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Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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