Nature's Hat

Your natural hat; the hair on your head.

I'm really warm outside thanks to my nature's hat.

by Cole's Law January 3, 2015

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

by Kani's world April 2, 2017

shatafa

The shatafa is for the purpose of hygiene the world doesn’t know about this device because they stanky and dum dum they only use toilet paper which is not hygienic the shatafa will remove your poo poo.

American: what is this?
Arab: oh it’s a small water drinking fountain

American: oh really well I am gonna drink then .
Arab: yeah drink

American: *drinks from shatafa *
Arab : * laughs secretly *

by iiglxssykylieii November 24, 2020

shatattitude

An attitude that is shitty. Hyphenation of Shit or Shat and attitude.

Bret: Hey honey can you pass me the orange juice.
Suzy: Go fuck yourself, Bret.
Bret: What’s up with the shatattitude?

by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

shatner

A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.

The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :
"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"
Props to Roger Moore

by Klaatu June 28, 2005