Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 14, 2023

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.
by tiggerzz July 21, 2017

A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
by xiaojing May 10, 2022

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
by chlosta August 17, 2022

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022
