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Secks Leg

Describing something of complete amazing-ness, that generally has no rival in how amazing it is.
Person 1: "Man, I just got this new 42" HD TV!!!"
Person 2: "OMG THATS SO SECKS LEG!"
by Rhinoezzz January 6, 2010
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Second Screen

Any device with a screen other than that of a television set.

Origin: The Television was the first, widely adapted technological advancement that allowed users to ignore human interaction by offering visual and audible stimulation. Secondary devices such as computers, handhelds and cellphones have become a means of distraction in this new technological age and are constantly evolving to offer more time wasting and socially hermitting features.
If you don't get off the internet now, I will lock up the power cords and batteries to all the second screens in the house. That means-No Computer, No Ipod, No Cellphone, No gameboy, No portable dvd player, No PSP, No graphing calculator, not even allowed to have your e-reader.
by Thomasthomasthomas January 1, 2011
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Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.
Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
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Seczema

The act of sexual intercourse between two people with chronic eczema
I had seczema last night... it was crazy
by tOmOspat January 13, 2011
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Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.
He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.
by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011
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Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.
"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."
by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011
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Secreslut

A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.
That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.
by DBallz November 3, 2012
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