salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

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Salma

Fun but always hungry. A bit trampy but cute. Some may say fat, I don’t disagree

I just did a salma

by Shrekittaxox June 6, 2018

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To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

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Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.

I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb

by the watermelon salesman April 24, 2009

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salish

a name for someone who is sarcastic and sassy. Usually, the person is intelligent and has a witty comeback for everything. They make people laugh by using innuendos. If you have this person for a friend, you can never get bored.

A: "Aye Cath! Whatcha doin'?"

B: *reading a book* "Making dinner, what the hell does it look like?!"

A: "Well, aren't we being salish today?"

by Hoyalux June 4, 2014

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