Runelapse

When a person, usually a young male, starts playing the free online MMORPG Runescape again for a short amount of time, despite past attempts to quit the game.

Man1: Hey dude, where's Brian?
Man2: He's playing Runescape.
Man1: Didn't he quit that game a year ago?
Man2: I guess he had another runelapse...

by cootsified March 8, 2010

rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

by jobens April 3, 2012

Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Runcorn hotpot

Runcorn hotpot

A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.

I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot

by theblackmaven June 16, 2016

ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length

Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick

by LJBee August 7, 2017

Rushali

She is a well maintained girl with lots of knowledge! She does best in whatever she choose, she is a good girlfriend, good sister, good friend. She is a live example of perfection.

Rushali aahan!! The girl with perfection.

by Rushali May 2, 2018