clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

California Quake Riders Org.

Exclusive club of native California thrill seekers who will ride anytime, any quake, of any magnitude. Group formed by RonnieU in Huntington Bch in 1986 with friends, locals and fearless adventurers

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by Rondogee November 1, 2011

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

signature quote

A signature quote is a quote that can fit on one or two lines, so you can add it as a part of your signature block after your (user) name to the end of an e-mail message, Usenet article, or forum post.
Basically the equivalent of wearing a t-shirt with a slogan or having a bumper sticker attached to your car.

"I just love your signature quote."
"What's-his-name has the coolest signature quote."

"That has to be the coolest signature quote ever!"
"Don't you just hate sappy signature quotes?"

by ninotchka2 August 17, 2014

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018