Paingasm

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

ping

a generic name for a chinese man

tap ping pong; hello my name is ping

by dan-ping October 6, 2006

ping

Nickname for the guitartech of the band Anberlin.

Hey Ping, is is time to load in?

by nickkkspanks December 8, 2006

ping

Onomatopeia expressing the sound an object (esp. a projectile) makes bouncing off one's armor; generally used to express the idea that one is physically akin to Superman, especially in table-top RPGs.

"Soak three levels of damage." "Ping! (I soaked them.)"

by Beth Martin September 14, 2005

Pingaz

An excellent bloke, somewhat of a heat seeking missile that doesn’t mind a LID nomination.

Did you hear what Pingaz said/did? That bloke loves a LID nom..

by Village Silver Back 🦍 November 11, 2018

Pinge

A Pinterest binge. You know, when your whole main page of followers is just one person's pins. Or even your own.

11AM
"Hmm... what should I make for lunch today?"
*pin, pin, repin, repin, like, pin, like, blah blah*
5:47PM
"Ahhh, fuck. Guess its time find something for dinner! This pinge could go on for hours"

"Totally wasted the day on a pinge."

by Ladybird November 10, 2012

painge

Change happens when the pain to remain the same is greater than the pain to change

"I stubbornly refused to delete the photos that clogged my phone until I had to painge"
"wow, looks like that might take him a lot of painge"
"why can't I ever get it together, I always wait for unbearable painge"

by Alabama Hammer April 28, 2021