Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.
David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 26, 2024
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Pumpkin Lucky Pierre

A homosexual threesome in which the middle male is a redhead, usually abnormally tall, and get penetrated by both other males
Ethan is the Pumpkin Lucky Pierre between Ben and John
by Chorizote February 20, 2025
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Pumpkin (name)

A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.
"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.

"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.
by brilynrosalie July 06, 2009
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 01, 2022
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Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
by xoxojordn December 01, 2022
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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 28, 2021
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sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019
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