pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.

Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

Pumpkin Lucky Pierre

A homosexual threesome in which the middle male is a redhead, usually abnormally tall, and get penetrated by both other males

Ethan is the Pumpkin Lucky Pierre between Ben and John

by Chorizote February 19, 2025

pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt

Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t

by Ppb June 18, 2021

Pumpkin hunter

'Pumpkin hunter' has several translations, here are some of those:
1) one who hunts pumpkins
2) one who is feared by pumpkins
3) one who argues with pumpkins
4) abuser of pumpkins
5) pumpkin intolerator
6) pumpkin what? pumpkin gonna die!
7) pumpkin ain't got nothin' on my drink
8) network / systems administrators who hate heavy, orange, spherical ground growth

Mister Kris is THE pumpkin hunter.

by Mister Chris October 20, 2010