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Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities
He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.
by LeChat69 October 15, 2010
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procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.
You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.
by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014
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it's a process

1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans
1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.
by linguishionista January 4, 2011
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Procknow

I wish i was a Procknow
by BURR August 11, 2006
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Procaine

When a juicehead Bro has very little protein powder left and divides the last bits up into platic bags to avoid carrying around the jug thus making it look like baggies of cocaine.
Ryan: Yo Bro Namath did you forget your Protein?

Ben: Nah Hulk Brogan I just split it up into some Procaine

Ryan: Fuckin Smart!
by RUSSITHABOSS November 15, 2011
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Blast Processing

A well-hyped term of the 16-bit generation that actually did refer to a real technique, but was overblown by marketeers at Sega Corp, to become know as "Blast Processing".

The technique simply refers to the Genesis's ability to do very fast DMA transfers, most especially during the vertical refresh, which allowed the system to "blast" memory to the screen. This was notably used on the Sonic games, which gave them the ability to have much faster horizontal movement than would otherwise be possible.
Guy 1 : Blast processing?

Guy 2 : This is what happens when the marketing department talks to the programming department.
by Firebrand666 June 23, 2012
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procrasturbation

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
"man i love procasturbating"
by steen tee April 18, 2003
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