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prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo
OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023
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Prison pussy

Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.
by X-cops September 27, 2023
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Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.
Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
by Hym Iam October 2, 2023
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Prison Sauce

When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass
Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass
by Sparky92525 October 4, 2023
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Prison wallet

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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prison chili

A large spread of thick diarrhea that covers the entire surface of water in a toilet: often a rich brown color.
I just went into the bathroom and whipped up some prison chili.
by AllCheesesAreWarm July 14, 2023
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prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time
How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023
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