Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011

post-bamboozle

a feeling of utter depression after going to the festival known as bamboozle.

"doctor what's wrong with me? i'm just so sad after bamboozle and miss cobra starship, fall out boy, and moshing."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."

by imissit. May 16, 2009

BILY Post

Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.

Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.

by Saucypan May 21, 2019

Post-morrow

The day after tomorrow.

I will see you post-morrow.

by Spegetti October 19, 2021

posted in the dvrk

A song by a Lil Darkie with a drug amount of editing but pretty catchy

posted in the dvrk is good

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022

panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018