Literally a pizza made from dick.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
Get the Dick Pizzamug. The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
Get the Pineapple Pizzamug. by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
Get the cold pizzamug. Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.
Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
Search under:
Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.
“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
Get the Licorice Pizzamug. by Perfect Ford July 7, 2016
Get the pizza wingmanmug. When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.
by Drkblglass February 28, 2018
Get the Pizza sandwichmug. When crypto investors reminisce that a pizza restaurant accepted 10,000 bitcoins in exchange for two large pizzas on May 22, 2010—the bitcoin was then worth 41 bucks.
by Fasters May 30, 2023
Get the Pizza Daymug.