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Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.
My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
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pineapple

A friut which sweetens seman
Pineapple sweetend my seman
by Brave Sir Robin March 31, 2007
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pineapple fever

Being only attracted to those who are of Pacific Islander, Hawaiian, or Polynesian decent.

It is similar to hay fever and jungle fever, and presents as a warm tingly feeling in the genital region when around the aforementioned people.
When visiting Hawaii, Jen had a case of sudden Adult Onset Pineapple Fever.
by luckybones00 February 10, 2015
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Pineapple

What good pussy tastes like
Person 1: What does good pussy taste like?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: Sweeeeeeeet
by PuthyDithtroyerThixtyNine September 5, 2016
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Pineapple

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When you put "pineapple" in a sentence, it makes all other words look bad by comparison, so a sample sentence is: Pineapple.
by SMILEY FACES AND PINEAPPLE December 13, 2016
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pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit with a tough prickly skin , juicy yellow flesh and a patch of prickly leaves at the top.
Pineapples are not the best topping for pizza. Ps. Pineapple pizza was not made by Hawaiians
by Here to give accurate def. March 14, 2017
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