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Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
by theglidemaster May 19, 2019
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.
by bigpetelol October 31, 2017
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Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.
Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.
by Bubinator November 18, 2020
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Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.
“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”
by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022
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