pepileptic

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

pepsi229

He is a cute awesome funny guy...he gets all da bitches!

Girl: hi
Pepsi229: i love you too

by Pupsiiiiii September 21, 2013

Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

by Mattdavis Fodsdamnit October 10, 2005

Peppity

Informal full of vitality; bouncy or energetic Full of or characterized by energy and high spirits; lively

Brooke is always peppity on the internet.

by NeedlerFanPudge September 24, 2011

Peepsicle

When you go out in the snow and become your own personal popsicle

Barry: Aw no Jim's gone out in the snow and frozen
Tom: He's a peepsicle!

by Kittykins March 11, 2012

pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

*pensive*

Thoughtful.

I was *pensive* when i bought him the hat.

by MrSkunk2 April 12, 2014