by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011
Get the The Patched Backpack mug.Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
by babysparks August 6, 2011
Get the soft patch mug.The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011
Get the Pole Patch mug.Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023
Get the Cabbage Patching mug.by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023
Get the Rough patch mug.When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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