Mayday Parade

No cap the best band ever

Without Mayday Parade I'd be miserable at best

by anarchyinthesk December 4, 2022

Hunter's Paradox

The state whereby the resolution of a problem is impeded by the problem itself.

I can't figure out how to make the coffee machine work because I haven't had a coffee yet! Damn you, Hunter's Paradox!

by ratinox August 19, 2010

crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.

Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox

by bbcjb June 27, 2012

Mechanical Engineering paradise

Mechanical Engineering paradise a.k.a. Faculty of Mechanical Engineering of the Slovak University of Technology in Bratislava ranked first in the Worldwide List of the Coolest Universities and has been maintaining its position since 1940. This impeccable academic masterpiece can boast funny and atractive dudes, who like to party all the time. 98% of these gifted students get amazing jobs after graduation and make shitloads of money. The faculty offers courses in English as well, so whether you are a foreigner or a native who likes to use English, do not hesitate and join this earthly paradise.

A: "Look at that hot chick. Where do you think she studies?"
B: "She looks like one of those Mechanical Engineering paradise girls, man."
A: "Wow, I should have had better grades in high school, man...That place must be awesome."

by strojar January 12, 2014

One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

Love Shy Paradox

The Love Shy Paradox is when a person will actively proclaim their want to be in a relationship but will never actually ask someone out. Scientists have been baffled by this phenomenon for centuries.

Friend 1: “Idk why Aiden keeps complaining about not having a gf if he won’t try and talk to a girl”

Friend 2: “Its a classic case of the Love Shy Paradox”

by LemonBoy2 March 15, 2021