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parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.
Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.
by kkat:) April 21, 2011
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green bay packers

the worlds GAYEST football team ever and doesnt deserve to be a pro team so f*** the cheeseheads
did you hear the good news the cheeseheads QB has suffered a fatal injury awesome no more green bay packers games for a while
by leonkennedy142 December 5, 2011
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Parker

shagging a girl in the anus and cumming onto her tits
by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010
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Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
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Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.
Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker
by Liz July 26, 2004
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Fudge Packer

An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.
John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."

OR

Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"
by CShields October 16, 2011
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ashley parker angel

Ashley Parker Angel (born Ashley Ward Parker on August 1, 1981 in Redding, California, USA) is a musician and aspiring actor, best known as a member of the now-defunct boy band O-Town.

In 2004, Ashley signed a solo deal with Blackground/Universal Records. His debut album is set for release on May 16, 2006.

After O-Town's dismissal, Angel embarked on an effort to start a solo career. In the meantime he has established a more normal life outside of the public eye. In August 2005 he got engaged to Tiffany Lynn and they now have a baby boy named Lyric.

So far things seem to be looking up as his first single Let U Go has made the US top 20.
Ashley Parker Angel isn't part of O-Town anymore and he's actually making real music now by himself.
by Babiebkb123 June 10, 2006
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